Heads up

So I’m gonna be moving on soon from this clusterfuck, probably to Pillowfort when I can get in or dabbling in Twitter.

I’m Inkstinctuality on Twitter and Instagram and any future social media if one of you approximately 3 mutuals wants to find me again some day.

There’ll be more original content of my teleidoscopes and sewing there as opposed to my usual mindless reblogging :)

You’ve all been shiny, I’ve been Emily.

lunamalfoy7:

hypeswap:

hypeswap:

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

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thebutcher-ofblaviken:

zhongluong:

kobayakawaaa:

‘’drakengard 3 was a bad game’’ ok but consider this

You need to turn the sound on.  For the dragon’s voice.

(via monstersmistress)

tealesbian:

the rain: makes that soft rain sound

me immediately:

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badkidsjokes:

what does NASA stand for.

not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(via sopisonline)

marxism-leninism-utenaism:

piglii:

sm980:

let us celebrate one last time when the day comes.

on December 16th I think we should put aside our differences

imagine explaining this post to a person who’d never been online

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hypeswap:

hypeswap:

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

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heraareyouthere asked: Why do you think so much fiction about robots has robots specifically be detectives

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I don’t know, but it’s frustrating that most robot detectives are good at their jobs. I want more shitty robot detectives. They’re trying their best but oh my god. Oh my god. Who greenlighted this project?! The programming is dysfunctional… the AI is a mess… the only reason they solve any mysteries at all is because people pity them and just want to help them out…

“God. I’m so sorry. Please forgive the detective - this project was rushed and didn’t get much testing or development. You’re not actually a murder suspect, it’s just decided that the most efficient way to complete the objective ‘identify murderer’ is to accuse absolutely everyone in a 20 mile radius of the crime by the logic that the murderer is probably one of the eight million people living in the city.”

“SleuthBot9000, what are your thoughts?”

“Frequency analysis of online databases suggests that the most statistically probable explanation is that ‘the butler did it’.”

“Slu…”

“Yes, sir?”

“How much did you cost to build?”

“22 million dollars, sir.”

“Jesus fuck.”

“The suspect was found with hundreds of gigabytes of obscene images on his personal computer.”

“‘Slu… these are cat pictures…”

“Like I said, sir. Obscene.”

“SleuthBot9000, I’ve been reviewing your reports. It says here that you’re programmed to meet a quota of 30 solved crimes a month.”

“Yes, sir.”

“It says you have met this quota perfectly since your activation April.”

“Yes, sir.”

“It also says that there has been a single culprit in each case.”

“Yes, sir.”

“It says that culprit is SleuthBot9000. Slu… have you been committing crimes just so you can solve them and meet quota?”

“Yes, sir. It was the most efficient solution.”

jheselbraum:

Like. I’m a firm believer that porn online shouldn’t be within kids reach (those “are you 18” checkboxes for life) but. Like. Ok first of all, just ban cp? It’s not hard? Cp is what got you into this mess just ban it. Second of all, you could increase the age of sign-up from 13 to 18. Third of all, you could do what deviantart does and just. Require birthdays at sign-up. If your blog is flagged as nsfw, you can’t interact with minors. You want to follow an nsfw blog? Prove you’re an adult. You’re an adult but don’t want to see nsfw content? Safe search (that actually works).

It’s not hard to make a functioning website, but staff doesn’t seem to want to do that.

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darkledmind:

darkledmind:

theneverendingpurplesky:

Sony after realizing that everyone loves Venom as an inter-species rom-com and marketing as a romantic comedy in the new trailer:

Wait wait that wasn’t just an edit?? Holy fuck. Gotta Google this shit.

It’s real. Here’s the link

https://youtu.be/RuLfubSwbm0

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gentlemaninred:

readasaur:

avatar-chang:

Katara: aang how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Aang: the best revenge is letting go and living well

Katara:…

Katara: zuko how do I get-

Zuko: I’m already packed, let’s go

Aang: How did it go?

Katara: Zuko tricked me into letting go and living well.

Zuko: Gets ‘em every time.

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hustlerose:

i really don’t want to be an active twitter user. that sounds like hell. twitter is just heterosexual tumblr and it has less features

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miss---mystery asked: Where can we find you if tumblr takes this blog away?

adamtots:

daniru:

adamtots:

My blog is pretty safe for work so I think it’ll avoid the Thanos Snap, but here’s my other profiles!

Here’s my Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. I’m also on Webtoon if you search for me.

what about that comic where you drew a butthole

whtbout2ndbrkfst:

infinitecrime:

tastefullyoffensive:

I’m lovin it.

This post fails to include the entire context and point of this stunt, which was to protest the lack of Asian representation in US media and advertising. And the legit HEIST including fake McDonalds uniforms that they had to pull off to get it up

(Source: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/blogs-trending-45402404)

Guys, there’s a follow up:

McDonald’s wants more Asian-American representation in their marketing, and is going to feature both Maravilla and Toledo in an upcoming campaign. But the good news doesn’t end there — each will be given a $25,000 check for their participation in the promotion.

They were on the Ellen Show. (video)

As far as the picture goes, a member of McDonald’s corporate office reached out and told them it had to be removed for renovation purposes, but it was going to be auctioned off and the proceeds would go to the Ronald McDonald House Houston charity.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via satans-codpiece)

argumate:

but really porn is just the canary in the coal mine that our supposed general purpose computing devices are tightly controlled by a duopoly that makes Microsoft in the ‘90s look relaxed and open minded: Apple doesn’t want porn apps on its phones, so there are no porn apps on its phones; other apps can stay if they tithe 30%, but they’re on thin fucking ice.

you can leave Tumblr and go to another social network, but if that gets sufficiently popular it will face the same threat, there is no escape.

the last bastion of freedom is the open web, and I anticipate the day when mobile Safari blocks access to sites that aren’t signed by Apple, for security reasons.

the right to install whatever software you want on your own computer is a vital one, and we should be fighting for it.

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